Author: Neil Simon
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages.
All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.
Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way.
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