I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W. C. Fields quotes

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.

Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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