Author: W. C. Fields
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
