Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Love Status in Hindi
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