On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard quotes

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Quotes - They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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