I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out. - Lewis Grizzard quotes

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.

Spring time is the land awakening.

Spring time is the land awakening.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

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