Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.
Spring time is the land awakening.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
