Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Good Night Messages for Wife
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
