Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
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Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
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