Author: Lewis Grizzard
Good Night Messages for Wife
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
Author: Helen Keller
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
Author: Philip Seymour Hoffman
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
Author: Rob Corddry
You don't reason with intellectuals. You shoot them.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte
I don't believe in censorship.
Author: Kristen Stewart
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Author: Nicolas Cage
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
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