Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
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Love Status in Hindi
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Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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Birthday Messages for Friends