The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. - Lewis Grizzard quotes

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - There's no such thing as being too Southern.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

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