Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard quotes

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Quotes - The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Quotes - I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Joe Pesci Quotes - You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Author: Joe Pesci

Tommy Douglas Quotes - I am proud that my daughter believes, as I do, that hungry children should be fed whether they are Black Panthers or White Republicans.

I am proud that my daughter believes, as I do, that hungry children should be fed whether they are Black Panthers or White Republicans.

Author: Tommy Douglas

Lewis Grizzard Quotes - You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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