Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Follow through with basic values, and remember to provide good customer service.

Choose your mistakes carefully.

Death is my exit strategy. I'll be doing significant customer service only as long as I live.

Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.

There's no genius behind it. It's persistence and listening to people.

The stuff that works best is driven by passion rather than dollars.

Treat people like you want to be treated; live and let live; and also give the other person a break now and then.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.