Author: Steven Wright
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Treat people like you want to be treated; live and let live; and also give the other person a break now and then.
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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