Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. - Steven Wright quotes

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Author: Steven Wright

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Steven Wright Quotes - Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Author: Steven Wright

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