There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright quotes

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Author: Steven Wright

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said,

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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