Author: Steven Wright
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Good Night Messages for Wife
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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