Author: Steven Wright
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
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Love Status in Hindi
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