If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. - Steven Wright quotes

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Steven Wright Quotes - Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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Steven Wright Quotes - Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

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Steven Wright Quotes - How come abbreviated is such a long word?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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Steven Wright Quotes - Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

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Steven Wright Quotes - Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Steven Wright Quotes - Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

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