Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - Steven Wright quotes

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Author: Steven Wright

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How come abbreviated is such a long word?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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