Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. - Steven Wright quotes

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Author: Steven Wright

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Steven Wright Quotes - Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Author: Steven Wright

Byron Katie Quotes - Since the past is unreal and the future is unreal, all your thoughts are about nothing.

Since the past is unreal and the future is unreal, all your thoughts are about nothing.

Author: Byron Katie

Byron Katie Quotes - Nothing belongs to me. Everything comes and goes. Serenity is an open door.

Nothing belongs to me. Everything comes and goes. Serenity is an open door.

Author: Byron Katie

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