Author: Jack Benny
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.
There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
