When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.' - Jeff Foxworthy quotes

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - If you think the last four words to the national anthem are

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

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