Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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International Day in Support of Victims of Torture Wishes
International Day of Parliamentarism Wishes
Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
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