Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
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