Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
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