Funny 50th Birthday Wishes and Messages
Add humor to a 50th birthday celebration with funny wishes. Download witty messages to make their milestone birthday even more entertaining.
Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy birthday.
You know you're 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus and you don't refuse.
You know you're 50 when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realise
It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to someone who's 50 in body and 15 in mind.
You know you're 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer
Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
You know you're 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don't refuse.
You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
Yes, 50 is nifty… if you're rich, slim, beautiful and famous. Happy un-nifty 50th birthday!
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The immeasurable love you have for me in your eyes is the most precious thing for me in the world. Happy birthday, cutie pie!
You have been an amazing husband and a wonderful dad. I pray that God blesses you with health and happiness. I’m proud of you. Happy birthday, dear.
Oh, my dear boyfriend! You mean the world to me and I can’t wait for another year. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, brother! May God fulfil everything you desire and grant you all success.
This is the day to accept things…like that I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!
You know you're 50 when your back is hairier than your head