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Woody Allen Thoughts
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
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My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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I like a movie that the audience actively has to participate in, and not just casually observe. Whatever my part in it, just as an audience member, I find that exciting.
I need something truly beautiful to look at in hotel rooms.
I'm not sure that it's easy to find very interesting female characters in Hollywood movies.
The things you get fired for when you’re young are the same things that you get lifetime achievement awards for when you’re old.
Conspiracy nut, leftist, madman. These are terms of dismissal so you don't have to listen to the argument. It would be healthier and more fun to hear what someone has to say.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.