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Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
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You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
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All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
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Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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When I find a role I want to play, I just go after it.
I think acting is an important profession, because acting can give you pleasure and can teach you at the same time, and that is a good thing.
It might seem paradoxical given my profession, but I'm not someone who likes to be in the limelight.
Anything you build on a large scale or with intense passion invites chaos.
I think that many people in history who had power were bumped off because they had power.
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers