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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
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All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
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Why ruin a good story with the truth?
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If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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I found real fulfillment through my children and through adopting special needs kids.
It's okay to be ambitious, it's okay to be over-prepared.
Don't be ashamed of who you are, embrace who you are.
It was the man's dream, and his inspiring attempt to make them come true that remain important.
I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.