Author: Bill Murray
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
I don't have to take this abuse from you I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends