Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Spring time is the land awakening.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
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Love Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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