Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
