Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
