This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight. - David Sedaris quotes

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.

Author: David Sedaris

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David Sedaris Quotes - He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father.

He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father." He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples." He nice, the Jesus.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.

I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.

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David Sedaris Quotes - I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

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David Sedaris Quotes - It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

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David Sedaris Quotes - Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute.

Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute.

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David Sedaris Quotes - I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

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