Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute. - David Sedaris quotes

Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute.

Author: David Sedaris

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David Sedaris Quotes - I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

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David Sedaris Quotes - I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

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David Sedaris Quotes - I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed.

I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.

We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.

Author: David Sedaris

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