Author: Jack Benny
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere
I'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.
How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.
The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.
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Love Status in Hindi
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Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
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Birthday Messages
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Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
