Author: Jack Benny
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.
The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!
I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
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