I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian. - Jack Benny quotes

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

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Jack Benny Quotes - Gags die, humor doesn't.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

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Jack Benny Quotes - I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

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Jack Benny Quotes - I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

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Jack Benny Quotes - When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

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Jack Benny Quotes - Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

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Jack Benny Quotes - Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

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