Author: Jack Benny
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
