Author: Jack Benny
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
