Author: Lenny Bruce
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.
If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.
Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
