Humor Quotes and Messages
Lighten your spirit with the wisdom of Humor Quotes. Find inspiration to embrace laughter, witty insights, and the joy of humor in everyday life.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.
A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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Grace in God is his compassion on the unworthy.
Life may try to knock you down but be persistent with your passions – cultivate grit, resilience, tenacity and endurance success will come.
Even during the worst hardships, when the other things in our lives seem to fall apart, we can still find peace in the eternal love of God.
Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it.
I cheated a lot, because I just couldn’t sit and do homework. I usually sat next to someone extremely smart.
The hustle brings the dollar. The experience brings the knowledge. The persistence brings success.