60th Birthday Wishes and Messages

Did you know that scientists have discovered the secret to everlasting youthfulness? No point telling you now, you are already old now.

Some people will try to make you feel better by saying that zero has no value. But in reality it has a massive effect, especially when you turn sixty.

A happy sixty year old is much healthier than a grumpy thirty year old.

Don’t panic if you have forgotten to organize your birthday party today. Forgetfulness is the first symptom of turning sixty.

All your life you complained about paying sky high health insurance premiums. Don’t worry, life will now slowly start to give you chances for redemption.

Life is like a book. No matter how hard you try, it is going to have The End at some point or another. So stop worrying and start enjoying while you can.

Turning sixty signifies those last few years when you can take advantage of being forgetful, tardy, clumsy, slow and inefficient at work and still get paid. Make hay while the sun shines.

Can I borrow your wisdom and maturity? After sixty, you are not going to use all those things anyway.

As we look back in your life we realize that you have earned the most important things – the love of your family and the respect of your friends.

Turning sixty may be the beginning of the sunset period of your life. But don’t be disheartened because sunsets are some of the most beautiful spectacles – all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the view.