Birthday Wishes for Cousin

May you live long and prosper cousin, and may you never own a red shirt. Happy birthday you trekkie you!

I hope you have a birthday as epic as the day you were born. As I hear it, it was pretty darn epic. Stay classy, cool, and amazing this year cousin.

I hope that you continue to reach higher and higher in life. You’ve already touched the sky, but I know you can also reach the stars.

I am so deeply blessed to have a cousin like you: fun, fearless, and little flighty. You bring endless joy into my life. I hope you get tons of presents, cake and love on your birthday.

For all the years you ratted me out to my parents I forgive you, because it’s your birthday. Also, I may have ratted you out to your parents a couple times too.

You may not say it often cousin, but I know that deep down you totally care for me. Deep, deep, deep down where you can barely see it. I feel the same about you, and I hope your birthday is truly spectacular.

Your cake has so many candles that it’s become a fire hazard. Mwahaha. I meant congrats on getting older cousin!

I wish you a wonderful birthday filled with warm wishes and a whole lot of chicken and beer. Also, tacos. Everyone should have tacos on their birthday.

I am convinced I have the best cousin in the world, and I hope the feeling is mutual. From one phenomenal cousin to another I wish you a happy birthday!

You mean the absolute world to me, because you are the type of person who gives so unselfishly. I hope to be even half the person you are one day.