Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

Brighten your boyfriend's birthday with humor! Explore a collection of funny birthday wishes, perfect for adding joy and laughter to his celebration. These hilarious messages are available for easy copying and downloading, making it simple to bring a smile to his face. Celebrate your boyfriend's birthday with lighthearted and amusing wishes, ensuring a day filled with laughter and fun. Download these messages now and let the birthday hilarity begin!

Happy Birthday to my favorite boyfriend Oops! I meant ONE AND ONLY boyfriend.

Happy Birthday to my favorite boyfriend Oops! I meant ONE AND ONLY boyfriend.

Happy Birthday to my best friend, favorite pillow and foot warmer.

Happy Birthday to my best friend, favorite pillow and foot warmer.

Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me.

Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me.

Congrats at becoming another year old but not wiser.

Congrats at becoming another year old but not wiser.

I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.

I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.

Like a frog that turned to a prince, you hopped your way through my heart!

Like a frog that turned to a prince, you hopped your way through my heart!

Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away.

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away.

Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!

Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low.

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low.

Don’t enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds.

Don’t enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds.

Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!

Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!

Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!

Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!

Happy birthday to the only one who gets my dry jokes.

Happy birthday to the only one who gets my dry jokes.

Cheers to getting too old to have those long nights out on the town like we used to do. Your birthday will be just as special while celebrating from the couch.

Cheers to getting too old to have those long nights out on the town like we used to do. Your birthday will be just as special while celebrating from the couch.

Happy Birthday to a guy whose apartment smells of rich mahogany and many leatherbound books… I love you!!

Happy Birthday to a guy whose apartment smells of rich mahogany and many leatherbound books… I love you!!

It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but….Love Yours Truly

It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but….Love Yours Truly

To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age.  Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.

To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age. Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.

What do you, cheese, wine, and Harrison Ford have in common? They all get tastier and more badass with age! Cheers to another year older! Happy Birthday, boyfriend!

What do you, cheese, wine, and Harrison Ford have in common? They all get tastier and more badass with age! Cheers to another year older! Happy Birthday, boyfriend!

I love you more than I love Nutella……… and that’s a whole lot!!!!

I love you more than I love Nutella……… and that’s a whole lot!!!!

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whatever you wish that’s what we’ll do!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whatever you wish that’s what we’ll do!

Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, let’s do a role reversal…I’ll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.

Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, let’s do a role reversal…I’ll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.

If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.

If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.

I wish it was your birthday every day- then I could undress you and see you in that smoking hot birthday suit 365 days a year. Happy birthday, you hotty.

I wish it was your birthday every day- then I could undress you and see you in that smoking hot birthday suit 365 days a year. Happy birthday, you hotty.

It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while.

It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while.

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team.

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team.

Happy birthday my lovely boyfriend! On your birthday can I check your facebook messages? Just want to see how many ex-girlfriends have messaged you.

Happy birthday my lovely boyfriend! On your birthday can I check your facebook messages? Just want to see how many ex-girlfriends have messaged you.

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Super hot.” “Super hot who?” “Your super hot girlfriend wishing my super hot boyfriend a happy birthday today!”

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Super hot.” “Super hot who?” “Your super hot girlfriend wishing my super hot boyfriend a happy birthday today!”