Funny Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend

Please… let’s not go to the cinema on this special day, you are the only movie I want to watch all day long. Happy Birthday, My Finest.

Just imagine all the things you would want to hear on your birthday and assume I wrote them here!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

My prayer for you this day is that you will live long… Well, not as long as Methuselah or you won’t have teeth to chew meat again. Happy Birthday, Sweet.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Congratulations, my sweetheart!

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago!

A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t,…v, w, x, y, z; guess what is missing – it’s ‘U’ – I Miss U, My Love.

Ask me for a special birthday gift, and you will have it! But don't ask for a car, I can't afford it yet.

Ask me for a special birthday gift and you will have it! But don’t ask for a car, I can’t afford it yet. Happy Birthday, my lady.

Many guys envy our relationship, but that is because they don't know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!

Sweetheart, please don’t blow off the candles on your birthday cake, let them keep burning please, it’s a symbol of our love that will burn forever. Happy Birthday.

I think your birthday is the perfect moment for me to stop saying I like you, and start saying I love you.

Today is your special day, my beautiful sweet peach. Thank you for sharing your sugar with me.

My heart does a happy dance every time you are near. Thank you for filling my life with unparalleled joy and love.

Dear girl, I’m way too afraid of you to ever forget your birthday!

Many happy returns on your Birthday! Just don't return me. I'll be your man forever!

Don't worry about your age. You are still younger than your next Birthday. Have a special celebration, my girl.

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much! Love you, baby!

I wish you the jolliest and happiest Birthday ever, my sweet!

Sending my congratulations to the biggest blessing in my life.

Thank God I found someone who looks at me like she looks at chocolate cake. Congratulations, my love!