Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

Add a dose of laughter to your wife's birthday celebration with this collection of funny birthday wishes. In this article, you'll find a range of humorous and entertaining messages that are perfect for making her special day even more enjoyable. You can easily copy and download these hilarious messages, ensuring that you bring a smile to her face on her birthday. Celebrate your wife's birthday with humor and affection, making her day memorable and filled with laughter. Download these messages now and let the fun begin.

Your special day makes me feel sad as I have to buy a gift. Happy birthday my dear wife.

Your special day makes me feel sad as I have to buy a gift. Happy birthday my dear wife.

You know, if I were a pilot, you would be my co-pilot. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

You know, if I were a pilot, you would be my co-pilot. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Lots and lots of dye for the grey hair. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Lots and lots of dye for the grey hair. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

There is a saying that “Love is Everything”! So, no gifts today just the love. Happy birthday!

There is a saying that “Love is Everything”! So, no gifts today just the love. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday old lady! I don’t know where to place the candles on the cake there is no space left.

Happy birthday old lady! I don’t know where to place the candles on the cake there is no space left.

Don’t change the mirror buy an anti-wrinkle cream. Happy birthday to my lovely wife.

Don’t change the mirror buy an anti-wrinkle cream. Happy birthday to my lovely wife.

Wife, at least you’re not as old as you will be this time next year. Have a great day!

Wife, at least you’re not as old as you will be this time next year. Have a great day!

Happy birthday to my sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today…..I’ve always known that you’re very old!

Happy birthday to my sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today…..I’ve always known that you’re very old!

To my wife, I brought you some anti ageing cream but then I realised, it’s too late for that. Have a great birthday.

To my wife, I brought you some anti ageing cream but then I realised, it’s too late for that. Have a great birthday.

I would give you a hot kiss for every year you have been alive, but I wouldn’t want to burn you! Happy birthday to you.

I would give you a hot kiss for every year you have been alive, but I wouldn’t want to burn you! Happy birthday to you.

Dear wife, you should start counting your blessings, me and your wrinkles. Happy birthday.

Dear wife, you should start counting your blessings, me and your wrinkles. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my angel or my devil, I’m not sure which you are.

Happy birthday to my angel or my devil, I’m not sure which you are.

Wife, if you think that ageing is a funny thing just wait until you look in the mirror.

Wife, if you think that ageing is a funny thing just wait until you look in the mirror.

Seven billion people on this earth and I got stuck with you. Have a pleased birthday.

Seven billion people on this earth and I got stuck with you. Have a pleased birthday.

As time is passing you are getting old and it seems I have to remarry! Wishing you a happy birthday my lovely wife!

As time is passing you are getting old and it seems I have to remarry! Wishing you a happy birthday my lovely wife!

The saying goes that all you need is love, so I guess I don’t have to buy you any presents this year! Happy birthday to my wife.

The saying goes that all you need is love, so I guess I don’t have to buy you any presents this year! Happy birthday to my wife.

There was no pain in my life but when you came my whole life has become painful. Wishing happy birthday my loveliest wife!

There was no pain in my life but when you came my whole life has become painful. Wishing happy birthday my loveliest wife!

The easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it just once. Happy birthday to your darling wife.

The easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it just once. Happy birthday to your darling wife.

Since I have welcome you into my life, my whole life has become a kind of wedding reception! Wishing happy birthday wife!

Since I have welcome you into my life, my whole life has become a kind of wedding reception! Wishing happy birthday wife!

You’re the only woman I would ever want to be trapped on an island with, have a wonderful birthday.

You’re the only woman I would ever want to be trapped on an island with, have a wonderful birthday.

You are the reason I breathe, so please stay with me! Have a pleasant birthday.

You are the reason I breathe, so please stay with me! Have a pleasant birthday.

When you go out with me in any dinner, just don’t wear jeans and a t-shirt, you look like momos! Happy birthday my dearest wife!

When you go out with me in any dinner, just don’t wear jeans and a t-shirt, you look like momos! Happy birthday my dearest wife!

I still remember those days, my beautiful days when you were not in my life and I was basking under sun. Then the mishap you happened! Happy birthday wife!

I still remember those days, my beautiful days when you were not in my life and I was basking under sun. Then the mishap you happened! Happy birthday wife!

Today is the one day of the year that I am grateful for my mother in law. Have a very happy birthday.

Today is the one day of the year that I am grateful for my mother in law. Have a very happy birthday.

On your every birthday I tell you a like that I love you because I really don’t love you because I love you much that I can’t express you. Wishing happy birthday my sweet wife!

On your every birthday I tell you a like that I love you because I really don’t love you because I love you much that I can’t express you. Wishing happy birthday my sweet wife!

Happy birthday to the boss! May you have the day off from nagging me.

Happy birthday to the boss! May you have the day off from nagging me.