Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

Bring some cheer to their birthday with funny wishes that make them smile.

  So where do you plan to spend your birthday at? The dentist’s place or at the chiropractor’s? Happy Birthday, dear!

So where do you plan to spend your birthday at? The dentist’s place or at the chiropractor’s? Happy Birthday, dear!

  Your birthday gives me one more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!

Your birthday gives me one more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!

  Happy Birthday, son! Your existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.

Happy Birthday, son! Your existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.

  You are just getting younger in reverse! Happy birthday!

You are just getting younger in reverse! Happy birthday!

  Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.

  Happy birthday dude. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.

Happy birthday dude. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.

  Good luck getting a cake big enough to fit all those candles!

Good luck getting a cake big enough to fit all those candles!

  Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

  Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

  Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.

Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.

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Happy Birthday Wishes

  The best part of my life is growing up with such a fun loving brother like you. Thanks for making my life colourful.

The best part of my life is growing up with such a fun loving brother like you. Thanks for making my life colourful.

Birthday Wishes for Brother

 Wish a fabulous birthday to my cutest baby.

Wish a fabulous birthday to my cutest baby.

Birthday Wishes for Sister

  I wish you many, many, many more birthdays! It’s a sign you’ll live a really, really, really long time!

I wish you many, many, many more birthdays! It’s a sign you’ll live a really, really, really long time!

Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

  A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!

A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!

Birthday Wishes for Friends

 Every day, I wish that we can be closer together. I long to see you in person and not just from the screen. I miss you, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop missing you.

Every day, I wish that we can be closer together. I long to see you in person and not just from the screen. I miss you, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop missing you.

Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend