Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

Bring some cheer to their birthday with funny wishes that make them smile.

  A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever.

A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever.

  We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying.

We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying.

  Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.

Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.

  If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.

If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.

  Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.

Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.

  I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.

I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.

  All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.

All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.

  The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.

The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.

  As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.

As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.

  Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.

Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.

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Happy Birthday Wishes

  So here’s the thing: No matter how many birthdays you celebrate; you'd never be older than me. Enjoy this one with this though.

So here’s the thing: No matter how many birthdays you celebrate; you'd never be older than me. Enjoy this one with this though.

Birthday Wishes for Brother

 Happy birthday, sis! Friends may enter and exit my life at will, but we're family, so that's forever.

Happy birthday, sis! Friends may enter and exit my life at will, but we're family, so that's forever.

Birthday Wishes for Sister

  Hoping your birthday is as awesomely beautiful, captivating and unique as you are! I love you so much!

Hoping your birthday is as awesomely beautiful, captivating and unique as you are! I love you so much!

Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

  The world was never the same the day you were born. As your best friend, I’m glad that day happened. Happy Birthday, my friend! Live long and prosper!

The world was never the same the day you were born. As your best friend, I’m glad that day happened. Happy Birthday, my friend! Live long and prosper!

Birthday Wishes for Friends

 I don’t know about yours, but my birthday wish has already come true – and that is dating a guy as handsome as you.

I don’t know about yours, but my birthday wish has already come true – and that is dating a guy as handsome as you.

Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend