Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages, Status, Quotes, and Images.
I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.
Funny Birthday Wishes
All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.
The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.
As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.
Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.
The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours.
I got you the most expensive and luxurious anti-aging beauty gift hamper. Use it well, you will need it.
I would give you a trip to the moon and a holiday to an exotic island as your birthday gift. I only wish you returned the money you owe me first.
Did you just turn a year older? I feel your pain, I really do. But don’t worry because we are all in this boat called Life together.
The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust?
Birthday Wishes - Wish you a many many happy returns of the day!
Sweet birthday wishes - May this day be as special as you are!
Birthday wishes for Wife - Happy birthday to the central force of my life!
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Happy Birthday Wishes
Thank you for teaching my chess when the world thought I could only dance. Thank you for teaching me how to break gender roles like it’s nobody's business. Thank you for teaching me to be a feminist while being the best one yourself.
Birthday Wishes for Brother
Even though we argue with each other, yell at each other and irritate each other, I consider you my BFF through thick and thin. I love you, sis! You’re the greatest!
Birthday Wishes for Sister
You're my girl, my love, my life. I'm going to make every second of your birthday the time of your life.
Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend
They say if you wish upon a star, your dreams will come true. But you stayed in school, kept up your grades and stayed out of trouble. Wow, look at you now. Happy Birthday, you over-achiever you.
Birthday Wishes for Friends
Here’s a hot birthday wish for a boyfriend who is just too hot to handle. Happy birthday hottie.
Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
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