Bring some cheer to their birthday with funny wishes that make them smile.
A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever.
We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying.
Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.
If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.
Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.
I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.
All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.
The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.
As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.
Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.
The world was never the same the day you were born. As your best friend, I’m glad that day happened. Happy Birthday, my friend! Live long and prosper!