Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages
Bring some cheer to their birthday with funny wishes that make them smile.
Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news.
When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad.
OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring.
Today I can write to you with the most beautiful sentences. But with how lazy I am, you will still be left wanting. That you keep in mind that for that reason, I do not love you less, that you know that I love you, that for you, I would even be able to walk barefoot around the house.
On this special day, my birthday greetings are addressed to a person who has made my life a joy, a person who made all my days special and fun times that you fulfill many more.
How many fun moments I remember, how many birthdays together, but if I remember correctly, I never gave you anything on any birthday, because as you know, I am a person of customs, another year will be.
I wanted to write you the funniest of all the Funny Birthday Wishes, but to me that of congratulations, I prefer to wait to see you at your celebration and make you happy in person. Postscript, this is copied from the internet.
My elders said that years are like snot. The more you have, the harder it is for you to breathe. Enjoy this very special and beautiful day. God bless you and your snot!
Have a lot of fun on your birthday, let’s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy, but don’t forget to enjoy that you were never so old.
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