You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

Happy birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass! I love you.

Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it’s payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon.

Today, my dear husband, you are older and wiser. SO MUCH OLDER and, yeah, kind of wiser… Happy Birthday!

Today, I would like to wish the man of my dreams a Happy Birthday but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday, my dear husband!

From our first drink together to our last, I’ll never regret sharing a table with you. Happy Birthday, Husband!

When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.

I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!

You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday husband.

Wishing someone ancient a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, husband!

You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. I should be your best gift. Happy Birthday Husband.

Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off of the couch, for one day out of the year!

Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!

Please… let’s not go to the cinema on this special day, you are the only movie I want to watch all day long. Happy Birthday, My Finest.

Just imagine all the things you would want to hear on your birthday and assume I wrote them here!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

My prayer for you this day is that you will live long… Well, not as long as Methuselah or you won’t have teeth to chew meat again. Happy Birthday, Sweet.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Congratulations, my sweetheart!